My name is John. I was born in 1968 and am married to the wonderous Janine. Other than the above, I doubt if anything else in this page is true, except in ink blot sort of way. Then again, this is the internet, do you really think you can trust what I've written so far? (Perhaps the internet is one giant fairy tale.)
My parents make an interesting couple.
They also produced my brother, I dodged the bullet didn't I?
Then again, I could have had Uncle Rex for a father.
But was being born here really worth it?
My education only hurt me slightly.
I did some time in Victoria, British Columbia.
The awesome Janine.
The hounds of hell.
They're spooky and they're kooky, they're my parent in-laws.
Here are a few of the people who let me tell other people I'm their friend.
Kathy