Hello, and welcome to Send Me Some Money For Science. My name is Stan, or if it makes you feel better you can call me professor Stan, and I have decided to embark on a voyage of great scientific and socialogical importance. I intend to prove, for the benefit of all mankind, that money CAN buy happiness. Below you will find an artistically rendered diagram of my thesis. I appear in this diagram and I have disquised my appearance to protect my anonymity.
I knew when I decided to involve myself in this research that it wasn't going to be easy, but for the good of my fellow man (and woman) I am willing to endure the hardships of guinea pigdom. Now I am sure you are saying to yourself WOW how will mankind survive without this world altering research and what can I do to help? The answer is simple, just send me some money at this address:
Stan D
PO Box 28145
Canwest RPO
Victoria, B.C.
Canada
V9B 6K8
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I'll take it all, Pounds, Euros, gold, diamonds, Canadian and US dollars(please no livestock). You see in order to attempt to buy happiness I require money and lots of it. Right now I only make enough to buy amusement and that just isn't good enough. You can track my happiness buying progress by looking at the Donation Meter at the bottom of this page. I have included some more artistic pictures below to illustrate how your donations will be spent.
Really Big Boat
Really Big Keg
As well as proving that money can buy happiness I also intend to expose THEM(aka THEY), a group of the world' s most politically and financially elite. It is my belief that it is THEY(aka THEM) that are behind the saying "money can't buy happiness" and it is used as a tool to keep poor people down. After all why attempt to reach THEIR(aka THEY, THEM) financial level when it is not going to make you happy anyway. I have spent years researching THEM and THEIR evil plans and I promise if you donate to my research and include your email address I will send you a picture of THEM so that you too will know the face of the enemy. I will also send you periodic updates to show you how donations are being spent and at the conclusion of this experiment I will send you a final report stating what I have found. I hesitate when it comes to calling this the most important project man has ever embarked on, but not for very long, this is the most important project man has ever embarked on. On behalf of myself and mankind, but mostly myself, I would like to thank you for your consideration.
"professor" Stan
Stan D
PO Box 28145
Canwest RPO
Victoria, B.C.
Canada
V9B 6K8
(min $1 donation please)
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