...is pretty old...sings like an angel who's had his tongue surgically removed by god...doesn't think your band is very good (if you happen to be in one)...as a child misread Artaud's The Theatre and Its Double as a rocknroll how-to...is the poet of illiteracy...thinks rocknroll doesn't have to be retarded...is getting fat...does all his own stunts...has a Boy Howdy tattoo...listens to a lotta goddamn rocknroll...thinks The Ex-Boyfriends are the best thing since, um, something, y'know, damn good.