Libberish (Lib-left Gibberish) - The Lexicon
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Abortion: Post-conception contraception. That divine Leftist sacrament by which Liberal women can secretly expunge their bodies of the inconvenient results of their own licentious promiscuity. By sweeping their love affairs and irresponsible drunken rutting under the rug, Abortion elevates women into the ranks of the gods, deciding who will live and who will die. It shows the world that women have a greater claim on the lives of their children than do the children themselves, that the Unborn are mere property, like slaves (or furniture). In the Leftist world, Women are the smartest, wisest, most caring creatures in the cosmos, so when they turn on their own offspring and kill them, it must be a brilliant, compassionate decision, not to be questioned in any way. Those Conservatives who arrogantly maintain that Liberal women are shameless tramps (who view sex as mere recreation instead of procreation) and sleazy whores who, once maddened by their fear of pregnancy, labor and delivery become cowardly killers, destroying the most defenseless, vulnerable creature they can, the innocent child in their womb (the blameless child who can't even run away from the murderous grasp of its own mother), those Conservatives (most likely Christians) are the real extremists. They're bastards from Hell who just want to punish Leftist Women for having fun. They don't understand that it's a good, holy thing when Leftists kill the unborn.
Activism: The noble pursuit of saving the world by destroying the old Capitalist structure and replacing it with the new Inclusive Redistributionist paradigm of Utopian Global Governance. Insofar as Leftists know best about everything, they must save the world from itself wherever and whenever it moves too dangerously toward Free Enterprise (the enemy of the People). Activism promotes Utopianism, the lack of Activism lets the world backslide into Profit-seeking and Exploitation. The flow of human events must be pushed forward into the Utopian future, not backward into the dark ages of Conservatism. Activism is the work of heroes, those selfless troopers in the war for men's minds. The activists of today are the Liberal saints of tomorrow.
Affirmative Action: The assignment of labor in accordance with color and gender quotas. A remedy for the historical discriminatory practices of the illegitimate white patriarchal majority. A true economic expression of white cultural guilt. Giving women and minorities their proper place in a true Inclusive Third Way Society. Undermining the traditional economic role of the white male oppressors. Creating a national economic profile that "Looks like North America." Repaying the slaves for past cultural crimes against them.
Affirmative Action is the most minimal effort the Guilty White Society can make to compensate for its past sins against Women and Minorities: giving economic opportunities to people because of their historical race and gender victim-status. (see Victim; see Victimology)