Libberish (Lib-left Gibberish) - The Lexicon
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Capitalism: The most loathsome sociopolitical monetary philosophy in all human history. Capitalism allows the clever and sneaky among us to exploit the valuable labor of the poor and become undeservedly wealthy through a process specifically designed to keep the People grubbing around in literal Serfdom while the Economic Royalty prospers. Created by White Supremacist European Patriarchs, Capitalism (and the vile worm in its heart, Logical Positivism) is the slave owner's dream come true: Billions of laborers working day and night to fill the coffers of a few shifty, underhanded bastards at the top of the social ladder.
Everyone knows that the natural resources of the planet are owned in common by the all People of the World. One person can't take a Profit without depriving someone else of their fair share. Capitalism distributes property and funds in an unjust, unfair manner, leaving destitution and starvation in its wake.
However distasteful it seems to the Leftist mentality, Capitalism is politically entrenched (if only for the moment) in all our lives. The goal of Liberalism must shift (temporarily) from the utter destruction of Free Enterprise to the "New Democrat" strategy of using the means of Capitalism to accomplish the goals of Socialism. This is the origin of Third Way Parliamentary Redistributionism.
Christians: The Leftists' greatest competition for the heart and soul of the World. Without a doubt, Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary Utopianism is a secular humanist political religion. It has it's own saints (like FDR, Martin Luther King Jr., JFK, Karl Marx, Rosa Parks and Koffi Annon), it's own miracles (Food Stamps and Welfare which parallel the Loaves and Fishes; The famous Leftist Bleeding Heart parallels the Christian Stigmata); it has its own beatified celebrities (Princess Diana and JFK Jr.), and most importantly it has its own apostles (like the Leftist media writer-pundit types and the Teachers' Unions) who spread the Gospel of Liberalism every day in every informational venue.
Obviously Christians and Christianity get in the way of this Holy Crusade. Not just because they make Leftist Moral Relativism look bad, but mostly because they compete with Liberalism for the control of the Public Mind. There are no two more diametrically opposed social/spiritual perspectives, and each wants to dominate the entire planet.
To win this battle, Leftists must forcibly eject Christians and Christianity from the schools and every other public place so that Liberalism can fill the subsequent vacuum. Christians must be derided and reviled at every opportunity as dangerous gun-toting superstition-driven extremists dedicated to bridging the separation between Church and State, shoving their values down the throats of The People. Even God must be demonized. The Leftist agenda must be taught in the schools in order to wholly take over the affairs of State and governance. Christianity must be destroyed. (Note: Black Christianity is 99% Multicultural Liberalism, and therefore immune to the intense hatred reserved for White Christianity.)
Community: That tightly-knit amalgamation of one or many gay, black, feminist, Hispanic, Asian, Native American, and other victimological groups who hate their position in the economic structure of North America and intend to shame their oppressors at the top into giving them, free of charge, the kind of lives for which others have had to labor for decades to achieve.
Compassion: The single most efficient weapon in the Leftists' arsenal. Armed with Compassion, the Leftists have rescued four generations of black Americans from the unfair demands of employment and marriage. From behind the shield of Compassion, Leftists have taxed this evil country into near-oblivion; for decades they've hounded and derided our most profitable businesses, finally driving them overseas in search of freedom from the Leftists constant hatred of achievement that passes as Compassion for the poor. The logical foundation of Redistributionism is Compassion: we must help the poor by giving them the money of the rich. It makes no difference whatsoever that none of the Leftist solutions have ever fixed anything (usually creating more and more problems in their wake), because as long as those social programs are rooted in Compassion, people who refuse to work for their own wealth will always vote Lib-left.
Conservatives: The meanest, most evil, ignorant, arrogant, selfish, vicious, spiteful, hypocritical, greedy, brutal, immoral, mean spirited, negative bastards ever to walk the Earth. They hate everyone and everything. Completely without value or Compassion, willing tools of the International Business Community, they exploit and ruin everything they touch. They'd force people to live by working, force women to bear and raise inconvenient children, force old people out onto the streets to starve. They would turn back the course of history and create a worldwide medieval fiefdom with Rich Fat Cats lording it over a polluted planet of serfs. They'd put criminals in jail, or execute them just for fun. They want to see burning piles of homosexuals in the public square. They want to re-enslave Women and Minorities. Conservatives are murderous, destructive Nazis.
Corporate America (North): The true enemy of The People, Corporate America is a tiny but powerful monolithic Special Interest group comprised of the most evil creatures ever to live: the Fat Cats. Buckminster Fuller called them "Merchant Princes," and they own the whole world. But their ownership is totally illegitimate because the means of production must reside in the hands of the numerous Proletariat, and not the few evil Bourgeoisie. Corporate America creates the misery of the impoverished majority, then trades on it for the worst element in the Cosmos: Profit. Resources must be distributed freely, not for the benefit of rich white men who have raped and the polluted the entire planet, enslaved the women and people of color, deprived the impoverished masses of opportunities, and prevented the redistribution of Wealth so necessary to the success of the masses. Corporate America is evil, plain and simple. It must be destroyed, replaced with employee-owned profit-sharing companies. The Fat Cats should be killed.
Corporate Welfare: Immoral tax breaks and cushy sweetheart Government contracts for the most vile element of our society: Capitalist Corporations. While our inner cities rot, while our children starve in the streets or kill each other for drugs, while Injustice prevails throughout the land, untold billions of dollars are given to the Sadistic Fat Cat Corporate Vampires who already have too much money. How much misery could be alleviated if we spent that money on the Victims of America instead of the Victimizers? Where is our Conscience? The People need that money right now!! Down with Corporations!! No more Corporate Welfare!!
Corruption: The inevitable, despicable result of Free Enterprise intermingling with Conservative White Male Supremacist Politicians; Fat Cats working in collusion with Patriarchal Oppressors to produce a society where the poor lower classes are victimized by the Greed and Profit-Taking of the illegitimate achiever class. Money, the bane of the proletariat, can ruin even the best of intentions. Idealism spoiled by avarice is rampant in the Government: Corporate lobbyists actually write the legislation, then bribe the Conservatives to engineer their immoral special interests into the public law (which should be used to destroy the Fat Cats, not empower them).
Corruption is a uniquely Conservative crime. No matter how much money the Leftist Sociologists take from Hollywood Elitists, Chinese Communists (in exchange for nuclear weapons and missile technology), Labor Unions, or Feminist and Gay bundling groups, Leftists are never called corrupt. These contributors are noble Third Way Sympathizers who give freely to those decent Liberals who need millions to fight the good fight on behalf of the poor and disenfranchised. No matter how many Leftists are statutory rapists, perjurers, thieves, ex-cons, drug addicts, killers, quezmos, embezzlers and adulterers, they remain uncorrupted by the billions that flow into their lives. They are the Crusaders of Socialism, above reproach.
Crime: Those lamentable but fully understandable illegal actions to which the Poor People are driven by the White Corporate Fat Cats who won't give them enough money to buy the kind of lives they deserve. The People commit crimes when they've been driven mad by poverty, deprivation, economic inequality, and social abuse. Women and Minorities, the Poor, and other Victims never commit real crimes. We must "understand" them. Only white men are bad people, and from them alone flows all crime.