Libberish (Lib-left Gibberish) - The Lexicon
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Fairness: The underlying goal of Activist Government. The deliberate pursuit of Government defined, Government mandated, and Government enforced Sameness (Equality). Because the US Constitution and Canadian Charter insist that people are created equal, it becomes the duty of the Sociologist Activist Government to make certain that their lives are equal, that they achieve equally. "Inequity equals Iniquity," and if people achieve unequal results in their pursuits of life, it's because social crimes are being committed, crimes which have to be corrected through the pursuit of Fairness. Underachievers and Overachievers must be equalized, the Poor must be made Rich, we must pretend that the stupid are smart. It's not enough to be created equal, we must obtain equal results from life. It's only fair.
Fat Cats (The): That small five percent of evil White Men who own everything and keep everyone else poor. They set up the structure of society so that Wealth does not trickle down to the noble masses, but instead it trickles up to the Fat Cats where it collects in the hands of the privileged few. The richest five percent are worth more than all the other people in the world put together. These economic bullies hoard the money that the lower classes need so badly just to survive. By refusing to give their money to the People, they become criminals, and as such it's okay to mount an unparalleled campaign of Leftist Good-Hate against them. The Leftists have hated the Fat Cats for a hundred years, calling them every vile name in the book, hounding them with endlessly punitive progressive taxes, and finally driving most of the major corporations offshore to countries where they were heartily welcomed, not despised. Then the Leftists demanded that they come back for more abuse. The Fat Cats have hijacked and held hostage the world's Wealth for far too long. Wealth belongs to the People, not to the Fat Cats.
Fetus: The Baby in your womb that you intend to abort.
Free Speech: The Constitutionally guaranteed shield from behind which Leftists may strike out with the swords of misinformation, lies, and hate. The Third Way Sociologists' dream of Worldwide Fascist Liberalism is too important to risk in a fair battle of facts, so Liberals must disguise their intentions with every semantic veneer and smokescreen possible to make their cause appear just and benign. Because their goal is so essentially noble that it cannot be threatened by the disgusting character of their leaders, Leftists must simultaneously hide the faults of, and utterly destroy the enemies of, those high placed crusaders of the Faith. Lies, obfuscation, denials of criminal behavior, slander, physical threats, the re-defining of basic grammatical concepts, Politically Corrected language, disinformation, hysterical ravings, revised history, verbal bullying, and the informational pollution known as "Spin" are all pressed into the Leftists' service under the rubric of "Free Speech." From behind this shield, every vile and unethical language crime may be perpetrated on behalf of the Leftists' agenda. Bile and venom and vitriol are not Hate Speech if perpetrated by Leftists. They're Free Speech.
Freedom To / Freedom From: The ideal social circumstances in which Leftists, all people, even the whole world ought to live: With the Government's permission to do the things they like, and the institutional power to repel the things they don't like. Examples of the Freedoms To include: The freedom to have sex with anyone or anything you please, including children and pets and toys, even in public, as an expression of art and love; The freedom to heap endless verbal aggression on anyone who doesn't agree with your politics; Freedom to destroy any inconvenient young person while simultaneously demonstrating for the rights of convicted murderers; and Freedom to decide what's right and wrong according to one's preferences of the moment while calling any other opinions "rigid and archaic;" In short, the freedom to creatively live life in whatever unrestricted manner you choose, with the full funding and approval of the Worldwide Libertine Redistributive Communal Authority: International Liberalism. Freedoms-From include: Freedom from Religion, God, and religious principles in general; Freedom from Starvation; from Christianity, Christians, and their Moral scrutiny; Freedom from any negative criticism of any kind; Freedom from authority, arrest, and police brutality; from discomfort, from failure; Freedom from Capitalism, work, Racism, Sexism, Homophobia; from Fear and Economic Insecurity; from Poverty; Freedom from the prehistoric Ethics of Monogamy, Fidelity, and Honesty; Freedom from any restrictions of any sort.