Libberish (Lib-left Gibberish) - The Lexicon
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Government (The): The most powerful political tool of all time. A simple majority rules the land. Any Leftist, armed with the hearts and votes of a mere majority, can push around millions of North Americans as if they were children. There is no substitute for the Power of the Federal Government. Any agenda can be imposed on North America (and inevitably the whole World) if only a mere majority of politicians agree with it and vote for it.
With Government, all things are possible.
Government Funds: Those trillions of dollars which appear magically in the coffers of the Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary Utopian Government as a consequence of its dearly held obligation to do good in the world. Socializing the planet is very expensive, and these funds (which may once have been the property of the Oppressors) are put into the service of that noble goal. Liberalism has its own agenda, and the taxpayers have no claim on their own money. They are of no consequence to the Leftist's cause. Their money belongs to the Leftists, and to their dream.
Greed: The immoral desire to gleefully accumulate vast personal and corporate Wealth by depriving the Poor of the money they so desperately need. Wealth is a natural resource, like air or water, and everyone is equally entitled to a fair share, but no more. Those who amass more than their fair share are literally stealing it from others (and thereby committing a social sin). Greed is an economic crime, and it should be punished severely, preferably by death.
Guilt: "Backwards Causality-based" responsibility for the past. The evils of today cause the evils of the past. Today's racists are to blame for yesterday's slavery. Victimological History is created by current inequities. The past is spun worse and worse with every passing moment that the Leftists don't get their way; the horrors of the past are amplified by every refusal to knuckle under to Third Way Sociologist Fascism. Upon each new anti-Leftist transgression is heaped the stain of an ever more evil History until everyone who isn't a Leftist has committed every crime since the beginning of time. In this way, the enemies of Liberalism regenerate eternally from one generation to the next, inspiring each successive generation of Leftists to hate our common History more and more.
Guns: The most Politically Incorrect devices in the whole world. They have a mind and an evil spirit of their own. Guns kill people, all by themselves. People, unless they're white men (who are born killers), are seduced by the deadly siren song of guns, lulled into murder by an insidious power greater than their own. The presence of a handgun in any situation actually causes someone to commit a crime (or a fatal accident).
But the most dangerous facet of guns and gun ownership is this: With guns, Conservatives, White Supremacists, Christians, and Racists can defend themselves against the Leftist Activist Government and its Utopian goals. These enemies of the Sociologist Pacifist Multiculturalist Parliamentary Utopia can actually resist the Leftist-engineered flow of future history. Conservatives can actually kill the Leftist Sociologists who come to arrest them for being Politically Incorrect. Oppressors can defend themselves against their own victims, and that's no good. Only the Leftist Utopian Government should be allowed to have guns, so it can kill those enemies of the State who dare resist the self-evident wisdom of Liberalism.