Libberish (Lib-left Gibberish) - The Lexicon
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Hate: The single core psychological element present in the heart of every single person who is not a Leftist. Anyone who disagrees with the International Fascist Feminist Leftist Parliamentary model of Global Geopolitics is a hate monger. Racism, Sexism, Conservatism, White Supremism, Homophobia, 2nd Amendment support, Capitalism, the Stock Market, Banking, Fat Cats, Corporate Pinheads, Bigotry, Republicans, Heterosexuality, Christianity, White Privilege, Rednecks, Euro-centrism, Racial and Domestic Slavery, Wage Inequity, Exploitation of the Poor, the War on Drugs, English-Only initiatives, Multi-National Businesses, Starvation and Poverty and Debt etc., they're all branches of the same singular tree called Hate. Hate perpetrated on the People to keep the evil Cultural Overlords in power.
The only way to destroy this omnipresent hatred is to Out-Hate it, to angrily drive it from the face of the Earth. By this logic, the Leftists can launch the most hateful pre-emptive attacks on their political enemies and still remain immune to charges of being hate-mongers themselves. Their own Hate is Good Hate.
Hate Speech: Any negative or critical view of Liberalism, its goals, its core constituents, or its activities no matter how radical, outlandish or arbitrary. Any display of self-defense against any assault from the myriad of Leftist cause-groups. If the Homosexuals accuse you of Intolerance, anything you say in your defense is Hate Speech. If you claim that Affirmative Action is a mistaken policy, that's Hate Speech. If you question the Compassion of Welfare, that's Hate Speech. Even Christian prayers are Hate Speech aimed at non-Christians.
Conservative by nature, Hate Speech is the opposite of Free Speech. Hate Speech is a political crime, and it should be punished with jail or death. Hate Speech is the Conservatives' weapon of choice in the war of words.
Heart: That single element of love held in common by each and every human being (except Conservatives, and Capitalists) from which flows sympathy, empathy, care and concern for the Poor, the downtrodden, the children, indigenous peoples, animals, the Earth itself. The Leftist heart bleeds for those who are denied the decadent freedoms inherent in a Worldwide Utopia. People without free housing, food, education, or health care tug at the Leftist heartstrings, creating the need for legislation to redistribute the assets of the Wealthy Fat Cats to where this Heart tells us it will do the most good. The "Least Among Us" must be rescued from the inequities of Free Enterprise.
Homophobia: The Conservative engineered failure of Liberalism to convince the North American Public that homosexuality is really cool. North America is so evil that the acceptance of Homosexuals is the only way that it can rid itself of it's curse of cultural guilt. Homosexuality is wonderful, and anyone who thinks otherwise must be punished by exposure to it 24 hours a day, in public. Children must be made to welcome the advances of Homosexuals; only in this way can the future come to love Homosexuals as much as they love each other.
Homosexuals: Those eerie, mysterious, yet blessed souls among us who were born with the wonderful urge to have sex with people of their own gender. Consecrated by Nature, these sweet hearted mutations show us the way to a true open minded tolerance for those who are "different" (yet not really different at all). They challenge us (and lead us) to explore alternate lifestyles which may very well pleasure us more than our current pedestrian sexual appetites. There's a whole universe of new sensual delights out there just waiting to be discovered, if we could only shed our heterosexual taboos and join those hardy explorers in their endless pursuit of new forbidden pleasures.
Homosexuals are special, delicate beings. More sensitive to the deeper threads of physical fulfillment and immune to traditional sexual guilt, they sail the inner ocean of profound sensation for its own sake, unbridled by shame or guilt.
Homosexuals represent the Libertine wing of the Leftist culture, the lusty, socially disobedient half of the Leftist heart. Sexual experimentation opens the door to new levels of Pleasure, and the Democratic / New Democratic Parties are the parties of pleasure; Endless bliss guaranteed by the Government, without judgment or consequence. To this end, the Leftists are led to new heights of "Special Rights (or more accurately, Redundant Rights) Legislation" to protect Quezmos as if they were an endangered species. The Left must safeguard its sexually inquisitive heart at all costs. Sex is one of the core concerns of the Leftists. From condom distribution to Abortion to Homosexuality, Liberal sexuality must be woven into the law.
( )-Americans / Canadians: Hyphenated North Americans are those people who want to be North American citizens while still displaying utter contempt for both their countries themselves and the wholesome, traditional Americans / Canadians who now comprise the evil white Oppressor class. This dual-status allows the self-defined Victim groups to actually be North Americans while simultaneously avoiding the endless abuse reserved for the Unhyphenated North Americans who they're free to hate (because of the Hyphen). Dividing North Americans conquers North America. First come the Ethnic divisions, then the economic divisions, then issues and accusations of injustice and guilt, then the Struggle against Injustice. In just a few steps, North Americans are divided up into angry factions which accuse each other of intolerable and unacceptable grievances. In this way North America is factionalized, broken into bitter, mutually intolerant groups who attack each other ad infinitum, then require the Leftist Activist Third Way Sociologist Government to referee the very conflicts it's created. Hyphenating North Americans is the old "Divide and Conquer" game. It's worked very well.