Libberish (Lib-left Gibberish) - The Lexicon
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Identity: That basic political self which is allied with whatever contemporary victim group one might choose to represent him-or-herself to the Government as an injured party seeking economic redress from an historically evil patriarchic culture. The use of political Group-Identity permits each woman to claim damages for all the rape and forced domesticity of the past; it allows today's black people to claim that they were brought here against their will, bound in chains, kicking and screaming. All homosexuals can claim that North American society beats and kills them because of who they love. In this way, the crimes of history are pulled into the present where they still plague each and every modern-day victim, who can then demand compensatory protective legislation and/or economic restitution for the money and respect they, through their predecessors' suffering, are unjustly denied today.
Immigration: The social tool with which Leftists undermine and inevitably disenfranchise the Power and Wealth of the upper class. Like a mirror image of the tactics used by the Allies to destabilize German culture as punishment for World War Two, the Leftists stand back and applaud as the North American way of life is undermined by millions of illegal foreigners who send money out of the country and disrupt society with as many drugs and as much crime as possible. The ever-evil traditional North America deserves to be plowed into the land-fill of history, it's streets filled with alien criminals. As long as people like Ted Kennedy and Judy Sgro encourage pregnant foreign women to sneak across the border and birth their children in North America (where they'll be citizens), then this noble goal of "Capitalism crushed by the weight of foreign Socialists" will certainly come to pass.
Inclusion: The manner in which the support and loyalty of minority Identity Groups is guaranteed; The assignment of political favors according to the generally accepted visual and behavioral stereotypes associated with gender, racial, and sexual Identity Groups. In pursuit of the minority, gay, feminist, and ethnic "voting blocks," Leftists claim to represent the interests of all these Victim Communities. To this end, PC thug organizations like NOW, NAACP, LaRAZA, UAW, the AFL-CIO, the Teamsters, AFSME and NAMBLA line up to be seen with Leftists in the hope that voters will believe that every person of every stripe and perversity has a place in the within the Lib-left.
It's absolutely forbidden to point out that this is just Cosmetic Diversity, that these different faces and genders are all North America-hating Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary Utopians in the first place, that there is no room at all for truly differing opinions, no room for Intellectual Diversity. It's just as semantically illegal to admit that Leftist Inclusion is Politically Corrected Selective Inclusion. There's no inclusion whatsoever for Gun Owners, Right-Wing Christians, heterosexuality advocates, Republicans, Conservatives, Fat Cats, Corporations, Oppressors, Multi-National Companies, or Angry White Men. They're the enemies of Liberalism, and there are no seats for them at the Leftist table.
Injustice: Systemic Inequality. Inequity equals Iniquity. When one person has less than another, or when one person has more than another, Injustice prevails. When one person is smarter, richer, prettier, or happier than another, then the social scales are tipped at an unfair angle, and it's up to the Government to set things right. From the plight of Women-and-Minorities to the sad medical state of the poor, systemic inequality is a true social crime that's been with us since the very founding of North America. It's up to the Third Way Sociologist Utopian Parliamentary Activist Government to equalize everyone, to make everyone the same, to make each person an equal citizen of a Worldwide Compassionate Liberally Corrected Enlightened Parent State. Only then will Injustice join Capitalism on the dung-heap of history.
Intellectual Diversity: There is currently no such concept anywhere in the Liberal Lexicon.