Libberish (Lib-left Gibberish) - The Lexicon
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Mean-Spiritedness: The single constituent quality common to all the enemies of Third Way Sociologist MultiPluraLism. Anyone who says anything negative about the goals of Liberalism is mean-spirited. They're cultural criminals, irredeemable and unforgivable. Politically incorrect, they hate everything good. They work toward a world where there are no homosexuals, no promiscuity, no welfare, no minorities, no free women, and no drugs. They promote evils like work, heterosexual marriage, lower taxes, and traditional morality (all the worst of human notions). Conversely, Leftists can never say anything bad about anyone, Leftists are wonderful.
Mentor: A seasoned, benign socialist who is willing to help a young, underprivileged victim of Capitalism learn the ropes and tricks involved with getting his own slice of someone else’s hard-earned pie.
Military (The): The most heinous institution ever devised by the mind of Conservative man. The Military is the tool by which the powerful Fat Cats at the top of society use the noble masses of one country to dominate and defeat the noble masses of another country. Poverty is created by funding the Military, then the Poor are driven by their need into the Military where they are used to kill the Poor of other countries who've been driven by their own need to defend the powerful Fat Cats of their own country. And all the while, trillions of dollars that should be given freely to the Victims of Capitalism are instead wasted on the power games of the Rich, which could destroy the whole World in the end! No More Corporate War!! The Military should only be used to spread Peace!!
Moral Relativism: Situational Ethics. The essential equity between opposing moral and legal paradigms. Ethics are just an opinion, no one person can tell any other what's right or wrong. Any sense of propriety and honor can be politically adjusted to fit handily into any current circumstance. If a Conservative leader lies to his nation, he's a disgrace. When a Leftist leader does the same thing, he's defending the Constitution or the Charter. If a Conservative cheats on his taxes, he's a social criminal because his victims need that money and he won't give it to them. When a Leftist cheats on his taxes, it's because he's been systematically denied any other opportunities to make more money (besides, millionaires cheat like crazy, so why not go bust them instead? Let's be Fair, now).
Only the most vicious, zero-tolerance reaction is due when Conservatives stray. But when a Leftist get busted, every consideration must be made to mitigate his act down to an accident or a misunderstanding. No stone must remain unturned, every twist of logic and grammar must be used in the cause of "Understanding" the crime in whatever manner necessary to forgive it (along with the Leftist). Leftists are too valuable to be considered bound by the law. They're above it, they do whatever they please.
MultiCulturalism: The single greatest political idea in all human history. MultiCulturalism is the remarkable combination of Marxist Socialism, North American Leftist World-Saving Activism, 1960's Hippy Libertinism, the envious Victimology of Women-and-Minorities, the Redistributionist demands of the Poor, the Biology as Destiny argument of the blacks and homosexuals, all linked by the "Government as Social Engineer and Parent" vision of the Leftist Sociologists; It's Fascism, Orwellian history revision, Managed Capitalism, and the Good Hate of the Blame-North America-First Progressives all rolled into one magnificent cause: A Worldwide Libertine Redistributive Parliament governed by an Enlightened, Proportionally Appointed body (UN) which referees the petitions of each special political interest group according to the immutable laws of Social Justice, dispensing Politically Correct funds and creating an ever-better world in the process.