Libberish (Lib-left Gibberish) - The Lexicon
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Oppressors: White men. Rich white men, poor white men. Educated white men, ignorant white men. White men with guns. Christian white men, conservative white men, white men with short hair. Straight white men with jobs and families. All white men, past present and future. Every white man is a racist, sexist, homo-hating, arrogant white patriarchal supremacist who has raped every woman, enslaved and then lynched every black man, killed every Indian, and humiliated every homosexual all down through history, from ancient Europe until now in North America. White men are guilty of every crime ever committed, if not directly, then by causing their victims to commit them in frustration. No white man has ever done anything good, and never will. He bears the guilt of his heritage. If not for white men, war itself would not exist. The world would be a global commune of universal equality. Food would grow freely everywhere, it would be summer everywhere, and everyone would be healthy and happy, tan and rich, though money would be gone. White men keep Utopia from happening. The only white men of any dubious value are Liberal white men who are graduates of the Hillary Bobbit Academy of Liberal Masculine Dignity, wherein guilty white men emasculate themselves on behalf of their countless victim-groups whose special interests the Liberal Activist government should place over their own. (See White Men)