Libberish (Lib-left Gibberish) - The Lexicon
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People (The): The huge, worldwide victim class; that international majority of people who are exploited, excluded, poor, oppressed, underprivileged, mocked, abused, left behind, and denied opportunities for the sake of Corporate Profit. Blacks, women, minorities, Hispanics, Eskimos, Pacific Islanders, Asians, Peruvian Indians, Australian Bushmen, Central Americans, Africans, Homosexuals, migrant workers, janitors, Amazonian Pygmies, Tasmanians, indigenous tribes and cultures everywhere. The People are the Victims of Capitalism. Every single Leftist activity (without exception) is aimed at redistributing The Wealth from the Fat Cats to The People. (Important Note: Fat Cats, White gun owners, White Christians, Republicans, Business Owners, Conservatives, Economic Royalty, and Capitalists are not included as People, they are Oppressors.)
Poor (The): Those noble, hard-working people all over the world who live in destitute circumstances because the greedy Wall Street Fat Cats have too much money and just won't give it to those who need it more than they do. Burdened by unfair demands on their meager resources, the Poor can't get out of the trap laid for them by the evil Corporate Capitalists. While the Fat Cats eat thousand dollar dinners, the children of the poor die of starvation. While the children of Wealth summer in the Caribbean, the elderly parents of the poor die of unattended diseases. Even though Housing, Food, Clothing, Education, Employment and Economic Success should be Constitutionally guaranteed rights, the Poor are still forced to pay for these things. That's why they can't get ahead in life, they don't get enough free stuff. When Liberals rule the world, the Poor will live like kings on the resources of their exploiters. (see Greed)
Poverty: The Conservative engineered failure of Liberalism to sufficiently redistribute the Wealth of the nation so every job, no matter how simple, pays an upper middle-class wage.
Power: Like air, and Wealth, Political Power is a natural resource that springs from Nature itself. Power is a birthright, and everyone is entitled to the same amount, no more. It can only be accumulated by depriving other people of their fair share. (If Whitey has too much, it's because Blacks have too little, etc.) Lack of Power causes all the problems that plague the People. For the International Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary Utopia to flourish, Power must be redistributed from the Oppressors to the People. When the Victims are empowered, Injustice will finally be conquered. It's incumbent upon the Politically Correct Liberal Government to disenfranchise the Fat Cats on behalf of the People.
Privacy: Secrecy. Privacy is the fig leaf behind which the average Liberal Leftist may commit all the crimes and perversions so necessary to live out the contempt he or she feels for the system of normal morality which the cruel and evil Christian North American culture tries to "jam down the throat" of the People. Behind the shield of Privacy, all the favorite crimes of the Lib-left abound: Statutory rape, de facto Bigamy, Theft and embezzlement, Bribery, Investigation and Intimidation, Murder and its cousin Contraceptive Abortion, Drugs, Homosexuality, Sedition and Conspiracy, Slander and Information Contamination, Sabotage, Adultery, and the rest. In the realm of Privacy, there is no law, and therefore no crime.
In the end, no one should have to skulk around in the dark back alleys of society to exercise their private pathologies. Society must allow them to practice their beliefs in public. Because we can't condemn them for what they do in private, they should be allowed to do it in front of North America's kids at the mall.
Profits: One of the most vile concepts ever invented by Man, Profits are no more than immoral booty, stolen from the workers by the Corporate Pirates who exploit them with no regard for their well-being, who indeed laugh as the workers suffer. If not for Profits, everyone would be economically well off, healthy and happy. Redistribution of Profits is the only moral way to end the constant abuse of the People by the Fat Cats.