Libberish (Lib-left Gibberish) - The Lexicon
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Racism: The Conservative-engineered failure of Liberalism to sufficiently socialize the North American economy to where minority success can be measured solely by how much guilty white charity each minority receives. (note: Minorities cannot be Racists, minority Racism is an impossible term.) See Social Justice.
Redistribution: The transfer of funds from the wealthy achiever-class to their poor victim-class. Because the gap between the Rich and the Poor is as wrong and immoral as it is wide, the solemn duty of the Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary Utopian Government is to take money from the achiever-class and redistribute it to the perpetual victim-class. In this way, the Rich are punished for their guilty success, and the Poor are rewarded for their undeserved wretchedness.
Reparations: That sum of money legally due to today's minorities for the crimes committed upon their ancestors all down through history. North American history in particular (and the whole North American culture) is one big long race crime for which punitive damages are now in order. Minorities, not the whites, built this country. But they never got paid for their work. Their descendants are the beneficiaries of that Debt even though the minorities of today are not (and have never been) slaves, and have received in excess of 6 trillion dollars' worth of social(-ist) programs and cash handouts for the last 40 years in a failed attempt to eliminate the cruel Legacy of Slavery and equalize the races. Today, only tens of trillions of dollars in cash will do, enough to give every minority a lifestyle befitting his true nobility, appropriate to his status as a victim of the 6000 year African Holocaust.
Rich (The): That greedy minority of Capitalist North Americans who have risen to the top of the economic pyramid by forcing the noble majority into endless poverty and victimization. The Rich are mean spirited, evil enemies of the Third Way Shared-Resources ethic, stingily hoarding The Wealth so desperately necessary to the well-being of The People. The Rich take food from the mouths of poor children and force the elderly to live like animals. How dare they accumulate money while The People starve? How dare they bequeath their ill-gotten booty to their decadent, undeserving offspring while the sons and daughters of their victims die in service to the immoral system that abuses them? The Rich are a curse on an otherwise Utopian planet. One day, The People will rise up and destroy them all.
Rights: Powers, Privileges, Entitlements, Freedoms and handouts that issue forth from the Government and flow down to the People. Despite the Constitutional claim that rights come from God and are merely guaranteed by the Government, Leftists view the Government as the eternal wellspring of every type and sort of new right that they can imagine. These new, fictitious rights include: Free decent housing; free food, clothing, education; free health services, good paying employment, economic security, and a classless society wherein all traditional oppressors are gone and their traditional victims are elevated to the noble status they've been denied all along. Federalizing the assets of the Fat Cats is the only way to accomplish these wonderful goals.