Libberish (Lib-left Gibberish) - The Lexicon
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Understanding: Sympathy and empathy directed toward those of us who simply can't be what the evil White Overlord society demands that we be. Criminals like drug user-dealers, thieves, husband-killers, female statutory rapists, gay pedophiles and other serial offenders must be viewed as victims of oppressive forces beyond their control. People can be driven mad by restrictive social expectations, committing crimes out of sheer agitated frustration. The poor man is driven to steal bread, the ghetto teen is forced to sell drugs to make the money he needs for snazzy tennis shoes, the gay pedophiles are driven to travel the world in search of sexually compliant child prostitutes because our rape laws are insensitive to their exotic needs. People commit crimes because our laws do not honor who they are and society does not share its wealth with people it does not honor. Crime is their only recourse, and is therefore no crime at all. The true crime is the legal code of an oppressive Heterosexual White Christian Supremacist culture which criminalizes anything it doesn't understand. Free Mumia!!
Utopia: That wonderful vision of the future world where everyone has a perfectly wonderful life; where everyone has a global entitlement/right to free food, housing, clothing, education, employment; a right to freedom from fear, economic inequality, and from domination by Capitalist Fat Cats. Free everything: Free medical care, free love and sex of every sort, free money. The weather will be wonderful everywhere. Everyone will live the same government-designed, government-guaranteed, government-fulfilled dream: Third Way International Politically Corrected Sociologist Parliamentary Redistributionist Libertine Utopianism.
The primary obstacles to this finest of all human dreams are: Republicans, Conservatives, Christians, Capitalists, and Caucasians.