Libberish (Lib-left Gibberish) - The Lexicon

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Welfare:  The finest and most successful constituent-breeding social program of all time.  The number of poor people stuck at the bottom of society's ladder has more than doubled in a mere forty years, and they all vote Lib-left to keep the cash rolling in.  Under the rubric of Compassion, the Lib-left give them just enough money and services to keep them dependent on the program but not enough to get out of its comfortable clutches. 

Wealth:  Cultural Profit.  That enormous body of money, generated by all human activity, to which the People (and not the Fat Cats) have an essential claim.  However, this body of wealth has been hijacked by rich people; and so it becomes a basic function of the Third Way Liberal Sociologist Government to confiscate the Wealth from the Fat Cats and give it to the People who actually worked for it.  Wealth is not private property, earned by individuals.  It's public property, to be distributed evenly according to the rules of Victimology.

White Men:  Devils in human guise.  Redneck Oppressors, killers and thugs.  Racists, Rapists, Slave Owners.  They kill homosexuals, destroy the environment, they build and use nuclear weaponry on the innocents of the world.  Thieves, murderers, sadists and mobsters,  they scheme in the dead of night to deprive Women and Minorities of their governmentally created and dispensed Rights.  They plot to end social handout and giveaway programs, laughing at the wretchedness of their Victims.  Malignant bastards of the worst order, everything they touch withers and dies.  They've caused every social catastrophe in history from the 6000 year African Holocaust to Capitalism to the demise of Hiroshima and the extinction of the Great Auk.  They beat baby seals to death with clubs, they eat the seared flesh of lower, gentler creatures to sustain their evil lives.  Brutal Neanderthals, they've destroyed the great African civilizations of the past and stand squarely in the path of the coming Feminist Utopia wearing the gruesome, bloody pelts of their conquests like so many wolf skins hanging on a barbed wire fence.  Destroyers of Nature, they grunt and bull their way over history (past and future) as if the whole planet was theirs alone, running roughshod over The People like they weren't even human.  Arrogant monsters from the dark side of the human psyche, overly heterosexual, inflexible in their goal of world domination,  White Men are the worst form of life on the planet.  Dangerous beyond belief, if left to their own devices the Earth itself will die.  Their single most heinous quality is their unrelenting Negativity.                          

Liberalism must destroy White men. 

White Privilege:  That unfair and ignorant state of grace and bliss in which most of today's White European Americans live as beneficiaries of a corrupt, racist culture which keeps them at the top of the social ladder while simultaneously keeping minorities (and Women) down in the sewer of economic life.  White folks have no idea of how lucky they are:  They're undeserving recipients of all the best jobs, the best neighborhoods, the best opportunities and best lives;  while all the time, people of color who are just as smart and talented (maybe more so), just as hard-working (if not more so), just as deserving of success (perhaps more so), go under-appreciated and underemployed in an oppressive Social setting which has kept them at a disadvantage for centuries.

White Supremacy:  North America's singular underlying Injustice.  White European Men have dominated North American culture far too long.  They have only their own best interests at heart: they suppress, dominate, lynch, molest, kill and enslave everyone in their sight, and it's time they were stopped.  There is no injustice, no race crime, no rape, no economic white boy success that can't be explained by the essential built-in advantage given by the white majority to its ignoble offspring.  The suffering of the Ethnic Class is the consequence.              

Happily, in the public eye, White Supremacists have been reduced to gun toting Christian Fanatics.  Any current white or Christian enemy of Third Way Sociologist International Utopianism can be called a White Supremacist, and once the charge is made it sticks forever.

Women-and-Minorities:  A composite word designed to describe the Siamese Twins of the Left.  Eternally joined at the hip, the pathetic travails of both Women and Minorities comprise the essential core legendry of Victimology.  For all of human history, Women and Minorities have been treated unfairly, abused by the powerful cultural overlords who exploit and limit them with real and domestic slavery.  Women and Minorities are the oppressed majority, dominated by the brutal white male minority who have literally owned them for millions of years.  Whippings, foot-binding, lynching, clitorectomy, chains, veils, church bombings, harems, the buying and selling of husbands and wives, brothers and sisters, is the never-ending litany of cruelties heaped on (who else?...) Women and Minorities.  This is the stuff of joy for the Victimological Sociologists on the Left who want to disenfranchise the evil Corporate Fat Cats who still own everybody and everything.  Inextricably linked, the political strands of Women and Minorities and Leftists are braided into a single strong cord that stretches into the dim mists of the future, where Women and Minorities rule the world.

World (The):  The sum total of all the People on Planet Earth, in whose name and on whose behalf the Leftist Activists pursue the destruction of Capitalism.  Phrases like "Every other civilized country in The World provides ....." and "The Poor People of The World are sick and tired of ...." and "Every humane country in The World supports ...." and "The World needs more ....," are injected into every discussion designed to show just how evil and insensitive North America truly is.  Our horrible nations are surrounded by a "World" that knows better than we do about absolutely everything held dear in the Leftist Heart.  North America is always wrong, The World is always right.

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