Hey!

The Nobul Prize Committee has awarded this year's Nobul Prize in neuropsychosociopathology to ME! For this site! It certifies that bullshit does not exceed the EPA maximum allowable exposure of 1.6 ppm. It further certifies that the site will never pass the rating requirements of Megasoft's Internet Explorer; nobody who uses your computer will be able to access this site without your permission once you enable their goddam Content Advisor.

In their citation, the Committee said, "The pain of perceived separation from the whole, however illusory, has become so acute in every land, in every walk of life, that, like – you know what I mean? – we gotta do something to support those who are offering people some relief, some place to rest their weary egos. This site might be one of those places."

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