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Here at Penny and Rusty's Emporium, 
we have a wide selection of wonderful new and used Puppy products!
What type of wonderful Puppy products you ask? Why we have a marvelous selection of fresh Puppy Slobber! Guaranteed to stick to all types of furniture from glass windows to living room sofas! So proud we are, of our Puppy Slobber, that we will refund your money back if you are able to wash or remove the Puppy Slobber stain within 48 hours! Just listen to some of these testimonials from past Puppy Slobber purchasers: "It's simply amazing!!! We applied Puppy Slobber to our brand new bay windows and they were instantly transformed into opaque lens through which no image could be seen clearly through! No matter how hard we tried, we couldn't remove the Puppy Slobber!" "With my busy schedule, it's hard for me to find the time to go to a store to pick up good Puppy Slobber. So when I heard that Penny and Rusty's Emporium delivers...I was simply thrilled! Now I get my Puppy Slobber delivered to me every week...and it's fresh! As a matter of fact, Penny and Rusty will often personally drop by to put Puppy Slobber all over my brand new clothes and furniture!" Yes! That's right! Here at Penny and Rusty's Emporium, we offer a quick and reliable delivery service...FREE!!! All we ask for is a few dog biscuits in return which we will happily donate to the P.A.R.D.B.F. (the Penny And Rusty Dog Biscuit Foundation). We also offer a fine selection of Puppy Hair that's guaranteed to stick to your new clothes for months! No matter how many times you wash, brush or use those sticky rollers to try and take the Puppy Hair off...they will cling to you like magnets!!! As a matter of fact, after you've applied Puppy Hair to your clothes, you can expect to find Puppy Hair everywhere! You will experience the joys of finding Puppy Hair in your Food! Your will cherish finding Puppy Hair all over the new clothes you just purchased at the mall! You will be amazed at how Puppy Hair follows you wherever you go!!! All of these products and more can be found at Penny and Rusty's Emporium!!! Make sure you drop by your local Penny and Rusty's Emporium soon!!! Anyone interested in purchasing a franchise, please drop by your local store and leave your name and address...so we can avoid you. 
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