Providing Information About Rabbits

Bad Rabbit Jokes:

These are just plain bad jokes (one maybe two might actually be funny) which were sent to me via emails or found on the internet.

Catching  A Rabbit:

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A: Unique up on it.

Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?

A: Tame way. Unique up on it.

Q: What's the best way to catch a wild rabbit?

A: Stand in the woods and make a sound like a carrot.

Employment:

Q: What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

A: Join the Hare Force.

Q: What job do rabbits at hotels have?

A: Bellhop.

Entertainment:

Q: What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?

A: Hip-Hop!

Q: What do rabbits put in their computers?

A: Hoppy disks!

Q: What's a rabbits' favorite book?

A: Hop on Pop.

Q: What's a rabbits' favorite dance?

A: The bunny hop.

Q: Which rabbit was in Western movies?

A: Hopalong Cassidy.

Q: What's a rabbits' favorite TV show?

A: Hoppy Days.

Getting Old:

Q: What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A: A receding hare line.

Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

A: Look for gray hares.

Health:

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

A: Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!

Q: How do you know carrots are good for your  eyes?

A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!

Marriage:

Q: Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?

A: Because he heard it was 18 carrots!

Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

A: On their bunnymoon!

Misc.:

Q: The more he takes away the bigger it becomes. What is it?

A: A rabbit hole.

Q: What would you call a rabbit who is mad at the sun?

A: A hot cross bunny.

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

A: Its been nice gnawing you.

Q: What is a bunny's motto?

A: "Don't be mad, be hoppy!"

Q: How many rabbits can you fit in an empty phone booth?

A: One, after that it isn't empty.

Q: How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?

A: You can smell the carrots on his breath.

Q: How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?

A: When it has hares in it.

Q: Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?

A: Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.

Q: Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?

A: I believe he's eating your lettuce.

Q: What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?

A: Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares!

Q: Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

A: For hare care.

Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

A: It has 4 rabbits' feet.

Mixed Breeds:

Q: What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a bumblebee?

A: A honey bunny.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A:  harenet.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A:  pip squeak.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?

A: An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A:  berry bubbly bunny.

Money:

Q: What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit cent?

A: One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money.

Q: Why is a rabbit like a cent?

A: Because it has a head on one end and a tail on the other.

Q: Did you hear about the rich rabbit?

A: He was a millionhare!

Rabbits are Like…..

Q: How is a rabbit like a Q-tip?

A: They both have cotton tails.

Q: How is a rabbit like a cornstalk?

A: They both have big ears.

Q: Why is a leaky faucet like a cowardly bunny?

A: Because it runs.

Q: How is a rabbit like a plum?

A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Transportation:

Q: How do rabbits travel?

A: By hareplane.

Q: What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

A: Hop rods.

Q: What's a rabbits' favourite car?

A: Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!

Q: When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

A: When it's on the train.

Q: Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?

A: Amelia Harehart.

Q: Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

A: He didn't have the hare fare.

 What Do You Call….

Q: What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A: A runny bunny.

Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?

A: hare brain.

Q: What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

A: Warren !

Q: What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A: yeaster bunny!

Q: What do you call an affectionate rabbit?

A: tender, loving hare.

Q: What do you call an unusual rabbit?

A:  rare hare.

Q: What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A:  hare dare.

Q: What do you call a rabbit who swims with sharks?

A: Dinner

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