"The Boy of my Dreams"
      to the tune of the Moffats, "Girl of my dreams"

You are the boy, of my dreams, in my heart, I believe
You are the boy, of my dreams, Mattias, of my dreams.

When you walk, in my room, you scare the shit out of me!
Then I look, at your face, and say “How much cuter could you be?”
Without you, in my life, I’ll never be satisfied.

You are the boy, of my dreams, in my heart, I believe
You are the boy, of my dreams, Jason, of my dreams.

You’ve never scored, a goal, you always make the perfect pass.
But atleast, you’ve got manners. You would never hork on the glass!
Without you, in my life, I’ll never be satisfied.

You are the boy, of my dreams, in my heart, I believe
You are the boy, of my dreams, Billy, of my dreams.

You’ve got brains, you’re so smart. You went to University
Now you’re here, you’re kicking bum. You’ll win Rookie just wait and see!
Without you, in my life, I’ll never be satisfied.

You are the boy, of my dreams, in my heart, I believe
You are the boy, of my dreams, Bert, of my dreams.

Last year, at the carnival, you reached down and touched Jennie’s bum
You are Swedish, like Mattias, but you’re not like Dave you’re not dumb!
Without you, in my life, I’ll never be satisfied.

You are the boys, of my dreams, in my heart, I believe
You are the boys, of my dreams, Canucks, of my dreams!