"I Want to Live"
to the tune of Savage Garden's "Animal Song"

When Superstars and hunky guys are skating down the ice,
Wingers, forwards, d-men, even goalies look so nice!
Playoffs make me nervous, Stanley Cup win seems so far
I wish you’d breakaway, but take my hand now cause…

I want to live, in Yaletown
With Mattias and Dave!
I want to live, out in Richmond
With Jason and Bert and Matt Cooke and all of my faves!

I’ve been having difficulties singing to myself
And if we keep this up it’s going to ruin Jennie’s health!
Jason, Bert and Billy are so cute I cannot lie
Dave and Mattias, even Josh I can’t decide!