"Offense in a Bottle"
to the tune of Christina Agulera's Genie in a Bottle.
                               Written by Bryn 

I feel like I've been locked up tight
In a Western Conference playoff fight
Waiting for Bertuzzi to break free

They're crashing the net and throwing shots my way
But that don't mean I'm gonna give a goal away
Baby baby baby

Oooh (Crawford's saying let's go)
Oooh (But the Sharks are saying "Hell no!")

If you wanna make the Dance
Baby there's a price to pay
We've got offense in a bottle
Gotta deflect the right way

If you wanna win the Cup
I can make the Dream come true
You gotta score some hattricks
Gotta love what you do

We've got offense in a bottle baby
Gotta deflect the right way, Ohlie
We've got offense in a bottle baby
Come, come, come on and score

The anthem's playing and the lights are low
There's one more period and we're good to go
Waiting for Bertuzzi to break free

Naslund's skating at the speed of light
Potvin's making saves left and right
Baby, baby, baby

Oooh (Crawford's saying let's got)
Oooh (But the Ducks are saying "Hell no!")

Chorus repeat

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