Picture this.  It's Sunday, February 21st 1999.  We're volunteering at the Vancouver Canucks carnival in GM Place. We've been assigned to work at a photo booth all day.  To our absolute delight, the names at the bottom of our page said Corey Hirsch and... DAVE SCATCHARD!! After we picked our jaws up off of the floor, we proceeded up to the 3rd floor to begin our duties as photographers.  It was 11:00 and we were trying not too pee ourselves waiting for Dave to arrive.  11:05... 11:10... still no Dave!  He was late! Finally, he appeared down below, on the 1st level... lost!! "Dave," Jodi shouted.  He looked up and said "How do I get up there?" 5 minutes later, Dave was sitting 2 feet away from us in the photo booth.  The morning session was REALLY slow, so we talked to Dave for the whole time.  Actually, it was more like Dave talked the whole time while we giggled incessantly... but he was SO funny!  Dave teased us with stories of how he and some other players (Jason, Billy, Bryan and Bert) were gonna do a strip tease.... How he wanted to wear a pink thong in the dunk tank... How if he was in charge, each player would get to pick out their own logo (his being a naked girl)... Oh, and did we mention he called us "HIS GIRLS" and that Jennie was "his little love muffin"? Oh yeah baby! Here's one suggestion: Volunteer at the Carnival! It's lots of fun, it's for a good cause and the chances of spending the day with a player or two is very good!!!!!!! Oh, but one thing.  No fan crazed behaviour.  So you have to learn to control yourself, until the carnival's over, that is....