8.21.2005
You Know You've Watched Too Much HGTV When...
The home decorating shows on the Home & Garden Television Network are great but I've realized that it is possible to reach viewer saturation. How do I know that I've watched too much HGTV?
~ It's not because I've seen every single episode of Designer Guys (although I have).
~ And it's not because I know all the Changing Rooms decorators by name (although I do).
~ And it's not because I'll start decluttering my bathroom at midnight just because Neat is on (though it's been known to happen).
~ And it's not even because, after five years of decorating my 450 square foot apartment, I still manage to come up with new decorating projects (sad but true).
Nope, the big clue that I've been watching too much HGTV...
~ I've started having sexy dreams about Mike Holmes from Holmes on Homes. Yep, move over Heathcliff and Mr. Darcy... Mike Holmes is the romantic hero for the modern age.
...
Should I be looking for a support group?
~ It's not because I've seen every single episode of Designer Guys (although I have).
~ And it's not because I know all the Changing Rooms decorators by name (although I do).
~ And it's not because I'll start decluttering my bathroom at midnight just because Neat is on (though it's been known to happen).
~ And it's not even because, after five years of decorating my 450 square foot apartment, I still manage to come up with new decorating projects (sad but true).
Nope, the big clue that I've been watching too much HGTV...
~ I've started having sexy dreams about Mike Holmes from Holmes on Homes. Yep, move over Heathcliff and Mr. Darcy... Mike Holmes is the romantic hero for the modern age.
...
Should I be looking for a support group?
Labels: decorating, pop culture, tv
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