"My dearest guests, I apologize but this page is not yet ready. In the meantime, however, I am sure that you would like to hear of my noble patroness: the great Lady Catherine De Bourgh. The garden in which stands my humble abode, is separated only by a lane from Rosings Park, her ladyship's residence. The chimney-piece in the second drawing room alone at Rosings cost in excess of eight hundred pounds..."
