What would Caroline say?

"You dress uncommonly fast."

"You are mistaken. I dress rather slowly."

"How many times you must have occasion to dress in the course of the year! Clothes of business too! How odious I should think them!"

"It is fortunate, then, that they fall to my lot instead of to yours."

"I am afraid you do not like your trousers. Let me mend it for you. I mend trousers remarkably well."

"Thank you -- but I always mend my own."

"How can you contrive to dress so even?"

He was silent.

"It is a rule with me, that a person who can dress with ease, cannot dress ill.'

"That will not do for a compliment to Darcy, Caroline," cried her brother -- "because he does not dress with ease. He dresses too much for clothes of four styles. -- Do not you, Darcy?"

"My style of dressing is very different from yours."

"Oh!" cried Miss Bingley, "Charles dresses in the most careless way imaginable. He leaves out half his clothes, and blots the rest."